A Bit Of An Asshole

So while sitting on my girlfriends coach and calling out to her using the name "Dinky", I began to recall some of the nicknames I had for some of the girls I was with..

1. Horseface (She had gigantic teeth)

2. Chomper (She Bit Me)

3. Stash (She didn't really have any upper lip hair. I don't know how the whole thing got started)

4. and lastly Va-Gina (becuase her name was Gina and she had a smelly Vagina)

Overall I thought I was hilarious at the time and I am currently still laughing about it. So to conclude, I may be a little bit of a asshole.

love you guys,

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