Being a Momma's Boy is Awesome

I am going to admit something that many are embarrassed about... I am a Momma's boy. My mom pampered me when I was a baby and hasn't stopped since. Trust me, I know the perks that come with being a momma's boy. First of all, all I have to do is mention at I am hungry and my mom will make me a sandwich. If I need money my mom will provide and she will never disappoint. At the moment I am out of province going to university. I live in a on campus apartment with three other guys and my girlfriend is living in the building beside me. I was afraid to go away because I secretly did not want to stop the pampering. Luckily my girlfriend is an angel. She cooks me meals, makes me coffee and takes care of me. The reason I bring this up is the following; I am currently sitting on her couch, feeling full from the two bowls of pudding she made me and sipping a watermelon vodka/ coke drink. But this post is not just about how I am spoiled, there is a underlining message. Sadly this message is much more embarrassing then me admiting that I am a mamma's boy. I, like, girly drinks... I try to mask this by drinking straight whisky and beer. I try to show off my muscline nature by talking about football and UFC and going to the gym. But frankly girly drinks are awesome. They have cool flavors and occasionally they have umbrella toothpicks.

Now to talk about some of the excitement in my day.

My girlfriend is babysitting a 10 week old puppy. I would tell you what type of dog it is but I have no idea. It has a flat face and stubby legs if that helps at all. This dog has a big problem with holding in its bowel movements. To be blunt, the dog shits everywhere. The dog especially tries to shit on whatever mat she can find. There are several mats that she goes for but the main ones are located in front of the kitchen sink and the other in the bathroom. So today (after I took the dog out to pee) the dog began to run back and forth to the mats trying to get past us to shit. We knew she had to shit so my girlfriends roommate grabbed her and raced towards the newspaper. While swinging the dog in mid air, the dog began to projectile shit everywhere. It sprayed all over the floor and one of the chairs. Becoming one of the funniest/ grossest moments of my life.

Peace Motha Fuckas

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