The Next Manly Thing

I am not a very frequent writer. But I am needed to add to my list of manliness. I joined the fire department as a volunteer. Yesterday we learned extractions and ladder rescues and I had to climb a 110 foot ladder, which is roughly a 11 story building. It wasn`t the most comfortable thing to do, but it was kick ass when I got to the top. I could see everything.

Before that we had to do obstacle courses in your bunker gear and SPCA (which is our breathing apparatus and air tank)

Next training session I am learning forcible entry which is going to be pretty sweet.

Sorry about the short post everyone, I have to study for exams.

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One Last thing

I have come up with a great idea. It is called BACKYARD BOXING!!

I`m going to buy the head gear, mouth guards and boxing gloves and my friends and I are going to have epic brawls. The only problem is that they have not agreed to participate yet... but I will convince them.

I will try to get some videos of the backyard boxing and post them so check my blog once and a while to see if I have put them up yet. It will probably be a few weeks before I get a chance to get it all together though.

 

Peace everybody,

 

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Waste of my Time

Exams are a waste of my time. I am in my second year of university (this shows how long it`s been since I have last posted) and it is mid-term season. And while I am studying I have realized something very important. Everything I am learning is completely useless... I will never need to know why the economy in Japan differs from of Vietnam. I will also never need to know how to find the limit derivative of an equation. For damn sake I have better things to do then sit at home and study. I need to make money. Yesterday I was forced to put 6 dollars in change into my car for gas. I brought it to the cashier in a plastic bag... to top that all of I only have 6 dollars in my bank account and I heard that my work is closed today because of a snow storm. I only made $150 every two weeks anyways and now I am going to get less. Anyways, I should stop complaining to talk about things important. Like the superbowl!

 

I hope the Steelers kill the packers. I don`t care if their quarterback is a rapist, he is still a damn good quarterback and he is going to get his third super bowl ring. I am going to put all my money on the Steelers pulling through.

No I am going to log off and hit the gym for a while. I work out at the fire station because I am manly as shit!

Alright; I wont lie, I am drunk as hell!!

So I am currently laying on my roommates bed. I just drank a shit load of whiskey (the kind is R&R because I am poor as hell) and my roommate Steve (he said it was okay to say his name, but he is drunk too) gave me one of his beers because he wanted me to continue drinking! This I did not mind at all; I love to drink!!!!!

So basically I am writing because I am wasted; but I feel like my post should have a moral behind it. So I am going to pause for a minute and think of one...

Alright! I have two morals to work with. First of all, real men drink whiskey!! It is as simple as that. If you want to be known as being a mans man, and for being a hardcore fellow; you must drink whiskey! Whiskey is stereotypically what real men drink; so obviously I have to also (because I pride myself in my manliness!). The second thing that I am working towards is the following; the best roommates are the ones that will let you have some of the alcohol. It does not matter what it may be; it may be a beer or two or even a good glass of whiskey. As long as you are getting drunk! Also I may add; according to man law #72: Sharing is caring!

love you guys,

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FYI: My roommate just made me toast and toast is manly! Also saying FYI before saying your last comment is gay as hell!

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It Has Been Far Too Long

So I realize that it has been close to two months since we last posted. I will explain what happened. We had the plan with Google in which we post their ads, and whenever someone clicks on them, we get paid a sum of money. If you ever followed our blog before, you would know that already. Well Google was not very happy that we asked our viewers to click on the ads, and in result they shut our ads down. We didn't know we were causing a fault, and they won't give us another chance.

Anyways I will try to fill everyone in on my life. I am still a college student. I have two new roommates and they are pretty good. One of them is a local, and the other is from Paris... I have tried many times to make conversation with the Paris guy but he seems confused whenever I speak. Mainly my life consists of school, friends, and the gym. My money situation has changed a little bit since I last posted. I now get a whole $25.00 a week! Trying to stretch $25.00 to buy liquor, taxi rides, and essentials is hard to do. I usually borrow money from my roommate and then pay him back whenever I get my $25. This is a never ending cycle in which I am always in debt. But thats what I have to do in order to get loaded every weekend!

Alright, so I watched the movie Condemned the other day. It is the movie with Stone Cold Steve Austin in it and he plays a convict that is on death row. He has to fight another 9 or 11 guys that are also on death row and whomever wins is set free. This movie pretty much gave me a woody the whole time I watched it because it was so intense. Any guys out there that want an adrenaline rush should watch this movie! Be cautioned though because after this movie I felt like I could take on all of the convicts that were in the movie, so try not to do anything stupid afterwards.

Peace,

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